Roman: Who here eats pizza crust?
Virgil: I eat pizza starting with the crust.
Roman: …
Roman: Do you understand how upsetting what you just said was?
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I have a headcanon that Virgil eats everything the wrong way because he ate alone for most of his life and never really learned what the proper way to eat things was. Then Roman and Logan freaked out about how he eats things and he decided he was never gonna do it the right way now, just to bug them.
I can imagine this before “accepting anxiety” at a point where they were everyone is already used to having him around but still not decidedly getting along;
One day all three other sides are at the kitchen chatting over breakfast, when suddenly Virgil walks in through the door. Everyone falls silent as he just stands there, holding his hands up in some kind of salute like a master of ceremony, a x4 bar of kit kat in his hand.
Then he brings it to his mouth, bites all 4 pieces horizontally at once, puts it down on the counter and walks away, leaving behind groans of frustration and confusion, and a particular voice just screaming “DISHONOR”.
One time, Virgil just bites into a hard boiled egg with the shell still on. The others look at him in unbridled horror. Virgil is unfazed by the sickening crunch. Logan begins to weep. Roman faints in Patton’s arms.
The first time he had a fortune cookie no one told him there was paper inside so he just kinda popped the whole thing in at once and they all had a heart attack
And instead of sucking on suckers he either straight up crunches them or pulled the sucker part off the stick with his teeth then sucks on it/crunches it
I still love this headcanon. All these additions are amazing.
Stop this.
Never.
It makes me sad,
THAT ISNT HOW YOU EAT A KITKAT.
WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE SHELL OF AN EGG???????
He also eats bananas sideways, and doesn’t peel them. He doesn’t peel oranges either.
Guys……this is awesome
Thank you. I am glad I’m not disturbing everyone.
he eats apples bottom up
this whole post? cursed.
Do you mean blessed?
Bringing this back because I still love it so much it makes me so happy
ngl this is one of my favorite posts ever
That makes me unreasonably happy
Virgil: *in the kitchen at 2 am, eating poptart crusts but not the frosting’d part*
Remy: *walks in*
Remy: *stares*
Virgil: …
Remy: *grabs soda bottle and shakes it before drinking a mouthful like a shot*
Virgil: …
Remy: …. Noice.
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why the fuck is this on my dash again
I brought it back
I feel like he also eats ramen without cooking it.
Oh yeah 100%
Once a kid at lunch did that and we all just watched in horror as he just bit down at it spilled everywhere because we had to clean up our tables.
We were perfectly fine with him eating uncooked ramen. We just refused to clean it.
That’s amazing
Deceit definitely does this too, just to annoy everyone
this post is cursed.
*Blessed
Y'all know that video where the girl puts milk in the bowl, cuts a gash in the side of the cereal bag, pours it sideways, drinks the milk from the bowl and eats the cereal with a fork? Virgil does that.
Heck yeah he does
its back and it’s as cursed as ever
Every so often it starts getting notes again and I go “Hello, old friend!”
How come I’ve never seen this before?
Bc, it’s “cursed”
It’s blessed tho?
This post is truely beautiful
I missed this headcannon. Thank you so blessed!!😇😇
Virgil: [gets a papercut]
Patton, under his breath: Hasn’t he been through enough?!
Draco: *watching Harry sleep*
Draco: He’s my angel. My life, my love, my everything. He looks so peaceful when he’s sleeping, I love him so mu-
Harry: *snores*
Draco: I can’t live like this.
Virgil: Okay babe, I need you to calm down...
Roman: NO! I AM NOT CALM I'M-I'M
Virgil: *holds up something glittery* Look shiny~
Roman: I SWEAR I'M GONNA- Ooh~
Get your kisses here
A/N: Yes I combined yet more prompts and yes it has more mistletoe…I’m not done with my mistletoe fics alright leave me alone!!!
summary: Virgil awakes to a more then normal eagerly happy Roman which can only spell disaster. And he was right when he only saw what his boyfriends have done with the living room. But no matter to him, it only makes him kiss all his boyfriends even more now. Not that he’s complaining. His boyfriends on the other hand…? May have made a mistake and created a monster in the process.
WC: 1,765
ships: Romantic LAMP
warnings: None that I can think of?
Tag List: @punsterterry @stormcrawler75 @frostedlover @mutechild
Virgil woke up to a loud banging and what sounded like a very happy Roman right at his door… This can’t be good.
“Oh, Doom and Gloom! Wake up already! We want to decorate the mindscape and we can’t do it without you!”
Decorate the Mindscape…for what…? Wait… What day is it again?
Virgil rolled over with a huff seeing that the time was 11 pm yeah that seems like an okay time to wake up but he also looked at the calendar and saw it was December.
Oh, that’s right for Christmas.
Heaving a sigh he rolled back under his covers throwing his head on his pillows dramatically. He was not ready for the festive cheer. Why can’t it be Halloween again…
“Panic! At the everywhere where are you? I don’t hear you getting up! Do I have to come in there and drag you out?”
“Oh god no…” Roman was not bluffing either he has and will do it again and every time was not pleasant, well it sorta was as Roman picked him up every time. It was kinda nice to be held in his arms…
But he didn’t like the embarrassment of that situation one bit.
Groaning he rolled back over his head peeking out of the pillows and glancing towards the door.
He couldn’t even get moving quick enough before the door opened to a beaming Roman with his new red and white Christmas sweater on. “Too late, Snickerdoodle! Now you have to face my wrath!”
Roman’s beaming smile became mischievous as he slowly came upon Virgil. He tried to back away from the side shouting, “No no I’m getting up Roman! You don’t need to- Ah!”
He couldn’t even finish his sentence before he was picked up off the bed to Roman’s thick muscular arms earning a loud squeak from the anxious side. He fought at first but as Roman didn’t even budge from his attempts and as they made their way out of his room to the hallway he admitted defeat and slumped in his arms.
Newt: -sneaking a Thunderbird into the room with a smoothie in hand-
Tina: Whatcha got there?
Newt: A smoothie.
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